You may have seen how Congress in the US has decided that pizza is a vegetable. Apparently Congress has decided to pass a bill declaring pizza a vegetable so that it can be served to school children in place of actual food, a coup for frozen pizza manufacturers.
Except of course when it isn't true.
The real story tells us that in fact only the tomato sauce on the pizza is considered a vegetable, which isn't strictly true but isn't insane either. The proposed change to the bill would require 1 cup of tomato sauce to be counted as a vegetable instead of the current smaller amount. So no, Congress isn't declaring that pizza is a vegetable, they aren't that stupid.
On the other hand they are bowing to pressure from food like substance manufacturers and setting up the children of the nation to be served utter crap for their lunches instead of healthy food. It is important, you see, that McCain and other gigantic companies be able to maximize their profits even if it causes all kinds of health issues with children and worsens their education.
So the US Congress isn't stupid, just shockingly greedy and self centered. Healthy kids don't buy expensive lunches for Congresspeople you know, that is the job of corporate lobbyists!
This certainly is the week for 'the government doesn't understand what food is' scams.
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