Facebook has been shoving a new ad at me. I am full of ambivalence about it, because I both want to praise the targetting of the ad and also ridicule it.
The ad was for a jaw exercising device. It looks like a donut shaped piece of silicone, and the idea is that you chew on it to give yourself a chiselled jawline. The actor in the ad talked about being 48 and how he used the device to get back his youthful jaw.
I am 41, and into fitness, so that much they got right.
Unfortunately for them, they also assumed that I am ignorant and desperate.
You can't fix saggy skin with muscle exercises. You also can't remove subcutaneous fat with targetted regimens. You *can* generally remove subcutaneous fat from your body with exercise, but you sure as hell can't pick a spot and nuke the fat right there. This jaw chiselling device is a ridiculous scam. It is no different from the Ab Blasters I saw advertised on TV when I was young. Exercise is good for you, sure, but you can't pick a spot and nuke it! You can pick a spot and make it strong, but the body removes fat where it wants to.
Facebook is hit and miss with these things. It does aim a lot of board game and video game ads at me, which is accurate, but it also really tries to sell me trucks, which is a total non starter.
But the truck ads are understandable. I am in a age and income bracket where buying a vehicle is plausible. The most outrageous miss I have ever seen is when FB started sending surrogate mother ads at me. Much as I might like to help infertile people to have children, I lack some key things that are required for that endeavour. Shouldn't FB have my sex sorted by now?
I can't quite sort out how much to respect algorithms. Sending a gym rat like me ads for adjustable home dumbbells during a time when I can't go to a gym? Great idea! (I am not buying, but it is a well targetted ad.) But singing lessons? Not so much.
The algorithms are getting better, and sometimes they do make great decisions, but we are a long way away from Skynet.
Maybe FB knows you better than you think. Perhaps you have an excellent, yet unrealized, singing voice and would love it.
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps you think you have one and don't, and your friends are suggesting the ads?